John and I joke around about: http://www.theotherwoman.net, but there's no worries here! The "other" women in his life are: Flo, Corina and Chellie. Now don't jump to conclusions, Flo is the name he has for the waterjet at work. Corina is his guitar. And Chellie is his car.
Flo is the most temperamental one of the three. Corina is the sweetest one. And Chellie..... well let's just say that she and I don't really get along all that well! He sees each of them every day, well 5 days a week, but I get to see him every day! Love my guy!